Total Medals Earned: 1,760 (From 335 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,090 Points
Medals Earned: 4/25 (35/480 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (250/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Just leave
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Medals Earned: 9/17 (210/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Kill ZOMG
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 17/30 (150/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Gain the Thunder God achievement!
Have 100 followers on the map.
Build 40 Large Temples in one level.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (175/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (60/155 points)
Unlock the shotgun
Kill your first zombie!
Unlock the Bazooka
Unlock the grenade
Make a kill using an object in the environment
Destroy 5 explosive barrels
Take out 3 enemies at the same time
Kill 100 zombies
Make 15 headshots
Kill a bat
Complete every level
Get an A+ rating on every level
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.